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Why do people put family stickers on the rear windows of their cars? Because they're proud of their families, and want to show the world! Well, if you really want to show your family roster off, you should do so accurately, right? That is why family stickers ordered from Koenig's Kooky Krafts Store come in thousands of different variations so you can get the right stickers for each family member!

But we all know that no family stays the same forever. If a loved one passes away, it wouldn't be healthy to pretend, via sticker, that he or she is still alive and smiling. On the other hand, it wouldn't be very charming to simply peel that sticker off and throw it away, like a reverse voodoo doll-type situation. With that in mind, I am proud to offer red, X-marked stickers, which can be applied over the deceased's sticker, serving as a dignified reminder of the transience of life.

We are legally obligated to tell you that orders limited to one adult male sticker and four or more child male stickers will result in a phone call to the police.

     
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