Who doesn't love aluminum foil? Its malleability allows it to conform to any shape, its bright sheen taps into our primal appreciation for shininess, and it prolongs the shelf-life of turkeys stored in the fridge.
This aluminum foil sculpture is shaped like a pumpkin, which is one of the most stylized and aerodynamic food items known to mankind. It will also bring a sense of quaint, autumnal style to your home.
This particular product is part of a limited set of five hundred. Each Aluminum Foil Sculpture comes with a Certificate of Authenticity signed by both its sculptor and the President of the United States.
If you accidentally change the shape of the pumpkin Aluminum Foil Sculpture, please send back it in a postage-paid box, along with twenty dollars and twelve proofs of purchase, and the workers in our factory will re-mold it and send it back to you. Please allow six to eight weeks for return delivery. |
